If you're anything like me, life is busy. School pick-up, work emails, washing and folding clothes, feeding the dog, explaining to my aging mother why she doesn't need to pay the poor, confused Uber driver in cash...well, that's my daily routine. 

And if I'm lucky, 

I squeeze in 2 minutes for some peace in a warm shower. 

On this particular day, I was interrupted by the doorbell after about 30 seconds. I jumped out of the shower, grabbed a towel,  wrapped myself up as you do, and made for the door. 

It wasn't until after being given my latest package of sea spicule face masks and turning to walk back inside that I realised my problem. Sure, the towel covered all of my top part, but the cooling breeze revealed that it definitely wasn't covering all of my bottom part. 

The first thing I did was Google if there were any rules on how big a bath towel could be  (don't laugh, I'm serious). Then I asked ChatGPT (I said stop laughing) and guess what, there's not, so I thought f*&k it.... I'm going to make it myself... and I have. 

And it's got all the luxury, but now it's big., REAL big. 

Big enough to cover all my parts.